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Luxury Analytics, Inc. is working on the next-gen standardized metrics system for definitive quantitative analysis of an item's level of luxury. The Height of Luxury Examinations, or LuxAnal HOLE test, is a standard process to quantitatively define just how luxurious a given object is. Refer to it before buying a range of products--you don't want to end up with an item that got a nasty LuxAnal HOLE!
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